Better to be a Bitch than a Glitch
its-salmon:

Why, Taffyta! That’s ~hilarious~! Hoh hoh!
Just for that delightful pun, you get to be the favorite this week!

its-salmon:

Why, Taffyta! That’s ~hilarious~! Hoh hoh!

Just for that delightful pun, you get to be the favorite this week!

Hey baby ;D

Hey glitchy. You bring the stuff? I wanna get sugar high.

I think I could beat you. Loser.
Anonymous

Whud’u just call me? Race me irl, fggt.

i really want to... bite YOU

Er, sorry, Sugar. Look but don’t taste, mkay?

ask-swag-turbo liked your photo

u wanted one 2?

I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT YOU -BITES-
Anonymous

This ain’t a candystore, tarttits. Keep your hands off my bonbons.

You look delicious. And you have a really pretty name. And you're the most talented racer. I just love you.
Anonymous

Ikr?! So glad to get some recognition around here. People just don’t get being perfect’s a full time commitment.

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Uh. Winning. Hello? Is there anything else?